More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I’ve never been in a yesterday quite like today. Seems like the perfect time to be in love."
"I’ll convert a school desk into a tricycle, because how else am I supposed to learn to love? It’s not like baseball gloves are very effective oven mitts."
"I dance so fluid you’d think I’m a fish. I don’t need to drink to be able to dance—I am the drink. Have a sip and find out for yourself."
"If I could make tea out of your love, would it be hot, or iced? Would it be black, or green? Would it be sweet, or unsweet? Would you offer free refills?"
"Love is a Heaven Cake, with clouds for icing. If there are two pieces left, I guess I can have seconds."