I wrote you a love letter, and I sent it snail mail. Love is... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I wrote you a love letter, and I sent it snail mail. Love is forever, and that’s about how long it’ll take to get to you."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I don’t like my circle of friends, so I’m changing them to a square. Love shapes our lives, so why not shape who we love?"
"I make naked, and I make it by hand. I also make it using the rest of my body. Coming soon to a Walmart near you."
"The world is a sad place today. I miss the good ol’ days. Gosh, why can’t I just go back to last weekend?"
"I belong, and my penis, it be long."
"Losing your mind is preferable to losing your woman, because if you lose your woman you will also lose your mind, and then you’re left with nothing."