More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Everything I’ve learned about handshakes is from hands-on experience. Due to hygiene, I only network with rubber glove manufacturers."
"You don’t need to have a fight before great sex. I can keep my cool and still bring the heat every time."
"Be memorable. Say something unforgettable. Be silent."
"A love story in six words: Hello. Goodbye. In between was marriage."
"Love flows like flowers, and grows like water. I’m so thirsty for romance I could drink a dozen roses."