More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Squeeze out the competition—with hugs. I’m giving out FREE hugs while samples last. After that I’ll have to charge an arm and a leg—or maybe just two arms."
"I arose like a rose, and this is how I knew I was in love. In the garden of life, I’m better off in your neighbor’s yard."
"Love flows like flowers, and grows like water. I’m so thirsty for romance I could drink a dozen roses."
"If I saw a hitchhiker wearing a tie-dyed shirt, I’d assume he’s been waiting for a ride since the 1960s. I think that kind of patience is groovy."
"The wealthier I get, the more money I will have to not have, because my goal in getting is giving, and nothing is better than charity."