Last time I arm-wrestled, I broke my leg. Boy, what I wouldn... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"The waves were choppy, like Chuck Norris' karate hands. The ocean would have been still, if I weren't making love in it."

"He said he came in second place, so I assumed there were only two competitors. But you never know with love, there may have been a third party involved."

"Asking me if I’m in love is like asking a mortician if now is the best time to die."

"It’s me and you, or me and knitting. Don’t make me choose. Ugh, #love."

"Love is tender, like the pot roast I’m keeping warm in my shoes."