Last time I arm-wrestled, I broke my leg. Boy, what I wouldn... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"Last time I arm-wrestled, I broke my leg. Boy, what I wouldn’t do for love."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"To become one who believes two become one, you need love in your life."
"A coffin would make a great suitcase. If I folded it neatly, I’ll bet I could pack in all my love for you."
"You tell me you love me, but I’m not sure you know what love is, or how fast it flies, or how much it resembles a UFO, or what kind of weapon you’d use to shoot it down."
"We can’t be lovers because we both have mustaches. But since you’re a lady, and I’m a gentleman, I’ll shave mine off."
"You tell me you love me, but I’m not sure you know what love is, or how fast it flies, or how much it resembles a UFO, or what kind of weapon you’d use to shoot it down."