More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"To become one who believes two become one, you need love in your life."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"A coffin would make a great suitcase. If I folded it neatly, I’ll bet I could pack in all my love for you."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"You tell me you love me, but I’m not sure you know what love is, or how fast it flies, or how much it resembles a UFO, or what kind of weapon you’d use to shoot it down."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"We can’t be lovers because we both have mustaches. But since you’re a lady, and I’m a gentleman, I’ll shave mine off."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"You tell me you love me, but I’m not sure you know what love is, or how fast it flies, or how much it resembles a UFO, or what kind of weapon you’d use to shoot it down."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More