Last time I arm-wrestled, I broke my leg. Boy, what I wouldn... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"Love is a green sky on a blue pasture, and I am the flying cow eating it all up."

"In a bookstore you can find me in the romance section, because I’m not a lover, I’m a reader."

"She has a sly smile, and eyes that seem to see my essence as they explore my soul and implore my spirit to enter her. I look at her and I see love."

"She was washing all the dishes by hand, so I bought her a machine. I bought her a lawnmower. That’s what you do when you’re in love."

"You catch more flies with honey than you do with chopsticks. Let this be a lesson in love."