Love waits patiently. In the lobby. I’ll be with you as soon... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"I often wear camouflaged pants so when I walk I look like a floating torso. I love with the same air of mystery."

"Love isn’t all flowers, candles, and dancing midgets. No, it is much, much taller than all that."

"Your love story, I don’t want to give away the ending, but both you and your lover die."

"We made eyes at each other, and then we made love. We also made other things too, like meatloaf."

"As much as I want to make love to you, I’d rather make love to your clone."