"I gave her a broken watch, to symbolize that my love for her is forever and timeless. And as an excuse to why I’m always late."
"Life, it’s made up of two things—time and love. A watch tells one, but what tells the other? We tell each other."
"In a bookstore you can find me in the romance section, because I’m not a lover, I’m a reader."
"If I had no penis, how would I pee? How would I make love? How would I think?"
"I wish every envelope enclosed a love letter. It’s this hope that leads me to open strangers’ mail. So you see, I’m a romantic, not an NSA employee."
"I don’t want to make love last, I want to make love second to last. The last thing we’ll do is cuddle."