"I gave her a broken watch, to symbolize that my love for her is forever and timeless. And as an excuse to why I’m always late."
"I wanted to tell her “I love you” back, but I guess in waiting for the perfect moment (the next commercial break), I ended up completely forgetting."
"Love is the jelly to sunshine’s peanut butter. And if I tell you that I’m in sandwich with you, I’m not just saying it to get in your Ziploc bag."
"A crate full of discreet would appear to be empty. But it’s not. It’s full of my love for you."
"Two become one when two are in love—or when the waitress asks about our dinner bill. I’ll pay next time, I promise."
"I both made the knife-fighting team, and I got cut. If only love were so easy to understand."