More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"Love is you wearing her favorite shirt of yours, just like you did yesterday and the day before. And the day before that too."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"I blew the love trumpet until my cheeks were blue. Then I paid 34 bucks for a taxicab ride home so I could admire my receding hairline in the mirror."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"I wanted to tell her “I love you” back, but I guess in waiting for the perfect moment (the next commercial break), I ended up completely forgetting."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"To become one who believes two become one, you need love in your life."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"I have never seduced a fish taco for selfish reasons. I am an altruistic lover."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More