I am the broth of love. Make soup to me. - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"If I had no penis, how would I pee? How would I make love? How would I think?"

"I’d rather have 100% of 5 than 50% of 10—especially with love."

"Stairs, are they going up or are they going down? They’re so confusing! If love were a physical thing, it would be stairs."

"I have never seduced a fish taco for selfish reasons. I am an altruistic lover."

"As much as I want to make love to you, I’d rather make love to your clone."