More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"Me: On time. Love: Late. Death: Early. Seriously, why are you late?"
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"I am the broth of love. Make soup to me."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"I make love like the 13th floor is the 14th floor of a hotel. I give it that little extra that takes it to a whole new level."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"Love is like learning to ride a midget, which I’ve never done because I’m afraid of heights."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"You and I have a love so secret that not even you know about it. But first, let me introduce myself."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More