We made eyes at each other, and then we made love. We also m... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"We made eyes at each other, and then we made love. We also made other things too, like meatloaf."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"Let love find you. Don’t go looking for it. The best way to attract a mate is to post an ad on Craigslist titled, “Have lube, will travel."
"I didn’t tackle him. I gave him a flying hug. Sometimes love is up in the air until it hits you."
"In a blind taste-test, my kisses were rated as Helen Kelleresque. Women love how the only sense I keenly possess is nonsense."
"Drink my Distraction Juice (not from concentrate). It tastes like love, only not so focused on just one ingredient."
"With a palindrome of a name, like Bob, I’d be both right thinking and dyslexic. Would you love me more as a Bob, or as a Bob?"