We made eyes at each other, and then we made love. We also m... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"We made eyes at each other, and then we made love. We also made other things too, like meatloaf."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"A crate full of discreet would appear to be empty. But it’s not. It’s full of my love for you."
"To love someone as much as you love yourself, that is the ideal. Especially if that someone is your clone."
"The waves were choppy, like Chuck Norris' karate hands. The ocean would have been still, if I weren't making love in it."
"I left a jar in the doorway to leave the door ajar, but love never walked in."
"The difference between a karate chop and a high five is the same as the difference between a knife and a paddle. My love can slice like a piece of pizza."