We made eyes at each other, and then we made love. We also m... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"We made eyes at each other, and then we made love. We also made other things too, like meatloaf."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"I’d rather have 100% of 5 than 50% of 10—especially with love."
"Love is like whoa! Actually, it's closer to woe."
"I blew the love trumpet until my cheeks were blue. Then I paid 34 bucks for a taxicab ride home so I could admire my receding hairline in the mirror."
"When we make love, I orgasm much sooner than her. That’s because I know a shortcut on my bicycle."
"I left a jar in the doorway to leave the door ajar, but love never walked in."