"Why take the stairs when someone else can take them for you? Love is like a flight of stairs—somebody’s going to take them, so I may as well be unselfish and take the elevator."
"The difference between a karate chop and a high five is the same as the difference between a knife and a paddle. My love can slice like a piece of pizza."
"Life, it’s made up of two things—time and love. A watch tells one, but what tells the other? We tell each other."
"I didn’t tackle him. I gave him a flying hug. Sometimes love is up in the air until it hits you."
"Asking me if I’m in love is like asking a mortician if now is the best time to die."
"Making benches is no walk in the park. It takes one a lot of love to make a bench, and then it takes two to make love on that bench."