"Why take the stairs when someone else can take them for you? Love is like a flight of stairs—somebody’s going to take them, so I may as well be unselfish and take the elevator."
"Your love story, I don’t want to give away the ending, but both you and your lover die."
"Love is like whoa! Actually, it's closer to woe."
"To become one who believes two become one, you need love in your life."
"Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground."
"You and I have a love so secret that not even you know about it. But first, let me introduce myself."