If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success? - Jerry Seinfeld

"To me, if life boils down to one thing, it's movement. To live is to keep moving."

"It s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper."

"I'm a big believer than a great bit is a great bit - if I go and see someone I love, like Robert Klein. I want to hear some classics and some new stuff. But a great stand-up bit takes a long time to really polish and perfect, and they're beautiful things when they're done."

"If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?"

"Nobody enjoys the 'little show about nothing' humor more than me, but that is never the way I look at it."