More quotes by Jerry Seinfeld

"It s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper."
"Nobody enjoys the 'little show about nothing' humor more than me, but that is never the way I look at it."
"If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?"
"To me, if life boils down to one thing, it's movement. To live is to keep moving."
"Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there's no better place to dance than a slick surface next to a glass door."