More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"The sides of buildings should be like the tops of lakes. I’d fish through your window hoping to catch a smile."
"Our love will blend together like turquoise is blue and green. There’s no depression or envy when both blur into one."
"I mined my mind, and I found no love. My heart is where excavation yields gold, and if you dig me as much as I dig you, we can both get rich."
"I drank so much booze I was bamboozled. Alcohol makes my mind as discombobulated as love makes my heart. I’d sure appreciate it if you poured me a large glass of romance."
"I went to Hallmark, but they don’t sell corridors there. I did, however, find a card that perfectly summed up our relationship. The card was blank."