More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"You wash the horse, and I’ll wash the horse trainer. Then we’ll wash the dishes while we gallop into the sunset like two dirty lovers."
"In my memory her love shimmers, glimmers, and glitters the way light on black water reflects like diamonds, the treasure that was us."
"On the scale of tomato to ketchup, my girlfriend is definitely a 57."
"Love is a tomato. And while it's true that I can live without a tomato, I could sure go for some ketchup."
"I got a zero. That’s like a perfect ten—it’s only one away from being flawless. Remember this next time you think you have nothing."