If I fail to succeed, I have succeeded in failing. - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"If I fail to succeed, I have succeeded in failing."
"If I fail to succeed, I have succeeded in failing."
"The going rate for love is going away. And the more you go away, the more expensive it gets."
"Be memorable. Say something unforgettable. Be silent."
"Love is what you make it. Unfortunately, I can’t make it today, as I have a doctor’s appointment."
"My hands will get dirty holding your rose-shaped heart, because love is like gardening—it’s earthy and takes work to keep it alive."
"My handshake is as firm as cooked spaghetti. So, do you prefer your introductions with Alfredo or marinara sauce?"