More quotes by Dorothy Parker

"I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it."
"Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone."
"Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both."
"The sun's gone dim, and the moon's gone black. For I loved him, and he didn't love back."
"I require three things in a man: he must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid."