More quotes by Dorothy Parker

"I require three things in a man: he must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid."
"Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both."
"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."
"By the time you swear you're his,Shivering and sighing.And he vows his passion is,Infinite, undying.Lady make note of this --One of you is lying."
"The sun's gone dim, and the moon's gone black. For I loved him, and he didn't love back."