More quotes by Dorothy Parker

"I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it."
"I require three things in a man: he must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid."
"Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it and it darts away."
"If you have any young friends who aspire to become writers, the second greatest favor you can do them is to present them with copies of The Elements of Style. The first greatest, of course, is to shoot them now, while they’re happy."
"By the time you swear you're his,Shivering and sighing.And he vows his passion is,Infinite, undying.Lady make note of this --One of you is lying."