More quotes by Dorothy Parker

"If I had a shiny gun I could have a world of fun Speeding bullets through the brains Of the folks that cause me pains :)"
"If I had a shiny gun I could have a world of fun Speeding bullets through the brains Of the folks that cause me pains :)"
"Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone."
"I hate writing, I love having written."
"Don't look at me in that tone of voice."