That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone:... - Dorothy Parker
"That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment."
"That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment."
"I require three things in a man: he must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid."
"Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone."
"I require three things in a man: he must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid."
"If I had a shiny gun I could have a world of fun Speeding bullets through the brains Of the folks that cause me pains :)"
"I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true."