More quotes by Dorothy Parker

"Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common."
"Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it and it darts away."
"The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires."
"If you have any young friends who aspire to become writers, the second greatest favor you can do them is to present them with copies of The Elements of Style. The first greatest, of course, is to shoot them now, while they’re happy."
"I require three things in a man: he must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid."