More quotes by Dorothy Parker

"Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common."
"I hate writing, I love having written."
"Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it and it darts away."
"I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it."
"If I had a shiny gun I could have a world of fun Speeding bullets through the brains Of the folks that cause me pains :)"