More quotes by Dorothy Parker

"That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment."
"Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses."
"Four be the things I'd have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt."
"I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true."
"I require three things in a man: he must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid."