More quotes by Dorothy Parker

"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."
"Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone."
"I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true."
"Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common."
"The sun's gone dim, and the moon's gone black. For I loved him, and he didn't love back."