More quotes by Dorothy Parker

"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."
"If you have any young friends who aspire to become writers, the second greatest favor you can do them is to present them with copies of The Elements of Style. The first greatest, of course, is to shoot them now, while they’re happy."
"That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment."
"If I had a shiny gun I could have a world of fun Speeding bullets through the brains Of the folks that cause me pains :)"
"If I had a shiny gun I could have a world of fun Speeding bullets through the brains Of the folks that cause me pains :)"