More quotes by Dorothy Parker

"Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common."
"I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true."
"By the time you swear you're his,Shivering and sighing.And he vows his passion is,Infinite, undying.Lady make note of this --One of you is lying."
"If I had a shiny gun I could have a world of fun Speeding bullets through the brains Of the folks that cause me pains :)"
"I hate writing, I love having written."