More quotes by Dorothy Parker

"The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires."
"If I had a shiny gun I could have a world of fun Speeding bullets through the brains Of the folks that cause me pains :)"
"Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses."
"I hate writing, I love having written."
"Four be the things I'd have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt."