More quotes by Dorothy Parker

"And there was that poor sucker Flaubert rolling around on his floor for three days looking for the right word."
"I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true."
"Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone."
"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."
"The sun's gone dim, and the moon's gone black. For I loved him, and he didn't love back."