More quotes by Dorothy Parker

"Don't look at me in that tone of voice."
"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."
"I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true."
"By the time you swear you're his,Shivering and sighing.And he vows his passion is,Infinite, undying.Lady make note of this --One of you is lying."
"I require three things in a man: he must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid."