"If you have any young friends who aspire to become writers, the second greatest favor you can do them is to present them with copies of The Elements of Style. The first greatest, of course, is to shoot them now, while they’re happy."
"Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both."
"I require three things in a man: he must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid."
"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."
"Four be the things I'd have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt."
"By the time you swear you're his,Shivering and sighing.And he vows his passion is,Infinite, undying.Lady make note of this --One of you is lying."