"If you have any young friends who aspire to become writers, the second greatest favor you can do them is to present them with copies of The Elements of Style. The first greatest, of course, is to shoot them now, while they’re happy."
"If I had a shiny gun I could have a world of fun Speeding bullets through the brains Of the folks that cause me pains :)"
"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."
"If I had a shiny gun I could have a world of fun Speeding bullets through the brains Of the folks that cause me pains :)"
"The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires."
"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."