It's a black and white issue: gray is grey, and there's no t... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"It's a black and white issue: gray is grey, and there's no two ways about it."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I'm here at The Container Store looking for something large enough to hold all my love for her. It's a flood, so I hope they sell Shipping Container Ships."
"I love the sound of the trees in the breeze. If the forest is so clearly musical, why can’t it play the guitar while I sing Nirvana covers?"
"I’ll wear a maze on a necklace, dangling over my chest, because if you want to get at my heart, you have to be ready to lose yourself."
"For the funeral I needed a plus one, so I rented a hooker. And then I rented a movie. Rest in peace Grandpa, or whoever you were."
"Who we were and who we are are four different people, and the me from now doesn't relate to the me from then, let alone to the you from now."