"If love had feathers and tasted like dog food, then I suggest you wear shoes with your banana pudding. (This statement also defines my political beliefs)."
"Different people have different ideas. We need to kill them—the ideas, not the people. The people we just need to torture."
"To be invisible, paint yourself with the direct shade of zero. Leave nothing to chance, by taking nothing with you wherever you go."
"People don't care what I wear or don't wear, and even if I don't wear anything people will cover for me if they know that I care about them."
"I can tell if two people are in love by how they hold each other’s hands, and how thick their sanitation gloves are."
"I went for a walk this morning because the evening was still asleep. Well technically so was I, but that didn’t stop me from exercising."