More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Microwavable ice cream is the future. Don’t wait for love to melt all over your crotch. Scoop some Ice Cream Soup today."
"The heart pumps blood, a fluid, but it also pulses love, which is as liquid as a wave, and everyone wants a refill. My goal is to be a server."
"Love is what you make it. Unfortunately, I can’t make it today, as I have a doctor’s appointment."
"Blood may be thicker than water, but it's certainly not as thick as ketchup. Nor does it go as well with French fries."
"Laughter is the sound of the soul dancing. My soul probably looks like Fred Astaire."