Grandpa often tells me I dance like my legs are engulfed in... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Grandpa often tells me I dance like my legs are engulfed in flames. I just go out there and put the fire of desire in women’s hearts."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"There exists a big circus tent, and the right entrance is named The Republicans, and the left entrance is called The Democrats. People argue over which is the correct path, not realizing everyone inside is a clown."
"I’m late to dinner, but I’m early to being in love. I’m such a gentleman that I hold every door open—even if the guy sitting in the bathroom stall is protesting."
"My love has a flow like a flower, so it’s best if you water it with the fragrance of romance, which has the aroma of loyalty."
"Combine a fog machine and a cotton candy maker to create delicious mystery. This is the heart of romance."
"Every day I think today could be my last day. My only fear is dying without telling her I love her one more time. All I pray for is one more time."