Grandpa often tells me I dance like my legs are engulfed in... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Grandpa often tells me I dance like my legs are engulfed in flames. I just go out there and put the fire of desire in women’s hearts."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Our love will blend together like turquoise is blue and green. There’s no depression or envy when both blur into one."
"You can’t win in love. But if you could, I’d be the clear victor. Vodka is also clear, and I must be drunk."
"We made love like flamingoes are pink. You know what else was pink? My cheeks, because I was so embarrassed when I found out that she was the wrong woman."
"My handshake is as firm as cooked spaghetti. So, do you prefer your introductions with Alfredo or marinara sauce?"
"Our love went from fly to flower to butterfly, and it was meant to beautifully flutter, not sit still on a shelf like a trophy to be collected."