If you aren't cute, you may as well be clever. - David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day
"If you aren't cute, you may as well be clever."
More quotes by David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day
"The rabbit of Easter. He bring of the chocolate."
"I hate you' she said to me one afternoon. 'I really, really hate you.' Call me sensitive, but I couldn't help but take it personally."
"but I have no mind for business and considered staying awake to be enough of an accomplishment."
"The rabbit of Easter. He bring of the chocolate."
"When asked "What do we need to learn this for?"any high-school teacher can confidently answer that, regardless of the subject, the knowledge will come in handy once the student hits middle age and starts working crossword puzzles in order to stave off the terrible loneliness."