If you aren't cute, you may as well be clever. - David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day
"If you aren't cute, you may as well be clever."
More quotes by David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day
"Like all of my friends, she's a lousy judge of character."
"The rabbit of Easter. He bring of the chocolate."
"The rabbit of Easter. He bring of the chocolate."
"When asked "What do we need to learn this for?"any high-school teacher can confidently answer that, regardless of the subject, the knowledge will come in handy once the student hits middle age and starts working crossword puzzles in order to stave off the terrible loneliness."
"but I have no mind for business and considered staying awake to be enough of an accomplishment."