"At the end of a miserable day, instead of grieving my virtual nothing, I can always look at my loaded wastepaper basket and tell myself that if I failed, at least I took a few trees down with me."
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David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day
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Quotes by David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day
"When asked "What do we need to learn this for?"any high-school teacher can confidently answer that, regardless of the subject, the knowledge will come in handy once the student hits middle age and starts working crossword puzzles in order to stave off the terrible loneliness."
"If you aren't cute, you may as well be clever."
"I hate you' she said to me one afternoon. 'I really, really hate you.' Call me sensitive, but I couldn't help but take it personally."
"Like all of my friends, she's a lousy judge of character."
"but I have no mind for business and considered staying awake to be enough of an accomplishment."
"The rabbit of Easter. He bring of the chocolate."
"The rabbit of Easter. He bring of the chocolate."