DA

David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day

8 quotes

Quotes by David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day

"At the end of a miserable day, instead of grieving my virtual nothing, I can always look at my loaded wastepaper basket and tell myself that if I failed, at least I took a few trees down with me."
"When asked "What do we need to learn this for?"any high-school teacher can confidently answer that, regardless of the subject, the knowledge will come in handy once the student hits middle age and starts working crossword puzzles in order to stave off the terrible loneliness."
"The rabbit of Easter. He bring of the chocolate."