At the end of a miserable day, instead of grieving my virtua... - David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day

"Like all of my friends, she's a lousy judge of character."

"If you aren't cute, you may as well be clever."

"The rabbit of Easter. He bring of the chocolate."

"but I have no mind for business and considered staying awake to be enough of an accomplishment."

"I hate you' she said to me one afternoon. 'I really, really hate you.' Call me sensitive, but I couldn't help but take it personally."