When her boyfriend broke his leg, I knew it was my chance to... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"When her boyfriend broke his leg, I knew it was my chance to ask her to dance. So I put down my baseball bat and approached her like Babe Ruth."

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