"Her love was too cold, like an anti-oven. That's called a freezer, and sometimes it burns food. She gave me heartburn, just like coffee, and it really woke me up to the reality of relationships."
"My heart only grows more powerful the more my flowing love goes unabsorbed, unobserved, and unappreciated."
"My hands could be considered deadly weapons. You see, I write with both of them."
"I don’t remember my birth. I guess I got dementia at a young age."
"If it’s the last kiss, we’d better make it last. I hope you don’t have anywhere to be, because I have the rest of my life free."
"I love Huey Lewis, but not the News, because the News is too depressing."