More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Just when you thought you’d considered all the angles, life goes from a square to a cube. Love should also be 3D."
"I’m not waiting until my hair turns white to become patient and wise. Nope, I’m dyeing my hair tonight."
"Man has two legs and chairs have four, because we were made to stand out, not sit down—or be sat on. You are your brand—you are not a piece of furniture. Well, this applies to everyone except my grandma, but she’s dead, so she really doesn’t mind being used as a coat rack."
"I deal in the ideal idea. Buy, sell, or trade, I am offering the best prices on Love."
"Dinner was a riot, but the food was bland, so I doused it with pepper spray. The chef wanted to protest, but he didn’t, because I had the pepper spray."