If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. - Mark Twain
"If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything."
"If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything."
"Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself."
"Nothing exists but you. And you are but a thought."
"When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained."
"The Bible has noble poetry in it... and some good morals and a wealth of obscenity, and upwards of a thousand lies."
"The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven."