More quotes by Woody Allen

"Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good."
"If it turns out that there is a God...the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
"Seventy percent of success in life is showing up."
"Photons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic."
"All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it."