If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. - Woody Allen
"If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans."
"If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans."
"I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time. She was an atheist, and I was an agnostic."
"God is silent. Now if only man would shut up."
"Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good."
"Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television."
"Photons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic."