If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. - Woody Allen

"I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer."

"I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100."

"My one regret in life is that I am not someone else."

"You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ."

"The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it."