More quotes by Woody Allen

"I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time. She was an atheist, and I was an agnostic."
"God is silent. Now if only man would shut up."
"Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good."
"Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television."
"Photons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic."