The artist's job is not to succumb to despair but to find an... - Woody Allen

"Marriage is the death of hope."

"I read in self-defense."

"I hate reality but it's still the best place to get a good steak."

"Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon."

"I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear."