More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Love one person at a time, that’s the motto I’ll try to get my clones to live by."
"The naked truth is anything but naked. But it will be soon enough, if I keep giving it alcohol."
"Knocking on a door is so violent. Instead, try talking to the door to get it to open up to you. I should write a self-help book for door-to-door salesmen."
"Let me just pause a minute and drink in this moment. And if you film it, I’ll be able to get free refills for life."
"She cuts me deep with her words, with her withholding of words, and with her knife. I’m not sure which is the most painful."