If you want to steal my heart, you must realize it's not a o... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"If you want to steal my heart, you must realize it's not a one-time heist. This theft will take every minute of the rest of your life."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"In the land of Gibberish, the man who makes sense, the man who speaks clearly, clearly speaks nonsense."
"Our love, that’s real. Our currency, the dollar, that’s imaginary. Invest in us, and I promise you that you won’t lose your life’s savings."
"She was a tall drink of water from Tallahassee, and I was an instant-coffee kind of lover. I got her so hot that neither one of could go to sleep until the ambulance finally came to a complete stop."
"New streets should be Twitter friendly and be named with hashtags up front. I’d build a house on #LoversLane."
"She has a body for years, and I have an astronaut tan. When we make love it will be like (x + 2)(2x -1) = 0, solve for x."