New streets should be Twitter friendly and be named with has... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"New streets should be Twitter friendly and be named with hashtags up front. I’d build a house on #LoversLane."
"New streets should be Twitter friendly and be named with hashtags up front. I’d build a house on #LoversLane."
"I'm hanging on to her memory like Spanish moss on an ancient Florida oak, and unlike the sunset, my love won't fade."
"I’m passionate about being compassionate. It takes a lot to give of yourself, and that’s why it’s such a gift—for both the recipient and the giver."
"Personal branding is crucial in today's society. Just remember to wait until the metal is red hot before pressing it into your flesh."
"I find Bukowski to be so edgy, gritty, and daring that he oozes romance, and if couples read him in bed they would appreciate what they have."
"I make love like I make coffins—with my bare hands, alone in my garage. On sale through Thursday—Buy One Funeral, Get A Second One Free!"