New streets should be Twitter friendly and be named with has... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"The naked truth is anything but naked. But it will be soon enough, if I keep giving it alcohol."

"A fridge will keep your steaks fresh, but keeping a live cow in grandmother’s room will keep the meat fresher. Let this be a lesson in love."

"In a battle of believability, the winner is the one with the best body language, not the clearest logic."

"Relationships are like water. If you grab tight, clamping and clenching to gain control, you’ll lose it all. Instead, cup your hand gently, so she feels free to drink until her thirst is quenched."

"I don’t want my love with her to wither like grapes on a vine, so I’ll water it with romance to turn it into wine."