"If you were to ask me the best time of day to fall in love, I'd say, "Now."But you'd also have to remember to factor in the fact that my watch is eleven minutes fast."
"She makes my heart melt. There is a limited supply of sips, so grab a straw and start slurping while you can."
"Love is a process, either growing or shrinking, but never stagnant. My love for you was David, and now it is Goliath. Also, my love for you was Goliath, and now it is David."
"In the long run, even a marathon looks like a sprint. This is how I can love with such Roger Bannisteresque intensity."
"I think eulogies are wasted on the dead. It’s the living who need to hear kind words spoken about them."
"Tweeting is talking into the abyss, filling a void in your life by avoiding real human contact."