"If you were to ask me the best time of day to fall in love, I'd say, "Now."But you'd also have to remember to factor in the fact that my watch is eleven minutes fast."
"If love had feathers and tasted like dog food, then I suggest you wear shoes with your banana pudding. (This statement also defines my political beliefs)."
"She said she loved me, and I believed her, because she was looking directly at another man when she said it."
"With any new business deal, don’t think about how much you can afford to get—think about how much you can afford to give. A spirit of giving will allow you to get."
"It was a cold night, so I got a fire going. I lit a scented candle."
"Behold, the number five is at hand. Grab it and shake and harness the power of networking."