More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Either I will love you, or I will love you if and only if you love me in return. I prefer the former."
"I’m not waiting until my hair turns white to become patient and wise. Nope, I’m dyeing my hair tonight."
"I don’t want my love with her to wither like grapes on a vine, so I’ll water it with romance to turn it into wine."
"Comparing penis sizes is a much more nuanced and sophisticated way to determine who’s right than something as clunky and uncouth as a debate."
"She cuts me deep with her words, with her withholding of words, and with her knife. I’m not sure which is the most painful."