I’ll write the first sentence in English and the second sent... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I’ll write the first sentence in English and the second sentence will be nonsense translated to Russian, to make the ultimate non sequitur."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"She asked for the time, and I said that information is for sale—by the slice. 60 slices in a whole pie."
"You can use your mouth to speak the words I love you, or you can use your mouth to kiss me and transport love from your mind to my heart."
"I don't understand people who say they need more "Me Time."What other time is there? Do these people spend part of their day in someone else's body?"
"I love firm hugs. Statues are so affectionate. Well, at least compared to my ex wife."
"The goodbad news is she only stole half. The badgood news is she stole half. And when it’s love that’s been stolen, a hole the size of half your heart feels like the whole thing has been taken."