More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"To know is good, but to know how to use that knowledge is better. And to acknowledge the wisdom in this is the best."
"To show you I love you, I bought you an antique watch. You can tell it's old because it doesn't even work. I got a great deal on it."
"Teach me to dance and I'll show you how to make love to music. The first 30 minutes are free, but after that I'm gonna have to charge you."
"I have two hands, so when I’m networking and I meet two new people, is it OK to shake both their hands at once? Or would it be more appropriate to organize a group hug?"
"Love one person at a time, that’s the motto I’ll try to get my clones to live by."