More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"The truth is like a nipple: the more you twist it, the more somebody is going to get hurt."
"When I lost her I gained the future, because she was my past, and she freed me to become who I was born to be."
"I have always loved camping, ever since I was eight, and was forcibly stuffed in a trunk and dropped off in the middle of the forest. My dad was a complex man, but I believe he was trying to show me the value of camping."
"My cat is ignorant of the law. But then so am I. That means I am not his master, because we are both slaves."
"I know the X’s and O’s of football. I just don’t know the other 24 letters. And as a writer, this bothers me."