More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Some people grow vegetables by day, but I grow shadows by night. Right now my only customer is the US government, but the profit is unbelievable."
"People tell me I look like my father. I've never seen my dad, so does that mean I look invisible?"
"The truth is like a nipple: the more you twist it, the more somebody is going to get hurt."
"Every day I type out my dream scribbles from the night before, looking for treasure buried deep in my subconscious."
"I haven’t spent my time trying to duplicate my success. But only because I haven’t had any yet."