She’s twelve hours in the future, and exactly half a world a... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"She’s twelve hours in the future, and exactly half a world away. No matter how hard I try, I will always be a part of her past."
"She’s twelve hours in the future, and exactly half a world away. No matter how hard I try, I will always be a part of her past."
"A follow-up letter is best when not written on the back of a suicide note. Remember this next time you’re at a networking event, unless your new connection is a mortician."
"A little part of me dies every time I try to commit suicide. If life is a buffet, I’m still in the mac and cheese phase. Maybe one day I’ll mature into more of a meatloaf kind of guy."
"I once saw two endangered species about to have sex, but I had to put a stop to it because I suspected one of them of being a prostitute."
"My eyes are bronze, my hair is turning silver, and my heart is gold. Oh, and my love for you belongs in the Olympics, because it’s Special."
"The best part about being a writer is being able to communicate with people without moving my lips. The mouth is better used for kissing."