More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"To attract a lover, you need to craft the perfect Craigslist ad. Here’s mine: Free TV with purchase of potato chips and couch."
"Silence is expansive, filling up a whole room in seconds, like a balloon filled with awkwardness. It’s amazing how saying nothing can be so different from having nothing to say."
"Life is about having an attitude of gratitude. And grabitude. Seriously, you’ve got to take stuff. What, do you think someone’s just going to hand you what you want?"
"Glue holds stuff together pretty well. But why not try using guitar music as an adhesive? After all, it’s held many bands together."
"Love now, not later. Also, love later."