"I just got done digging a hole shaped like a human body. But I have no idea what to bury. I’ll probably hide all my love for you, like I would with any other treasure."
"The wind is my favorite color. It reminds me of the love she painted on my life as she blew past me."
"Every day I type out my dream scribbles from the night before, looking for treasure buried deep in my subconscious."
"I ate a pound cake today, but I gained two."
"Is it better to be feared or loved? Loved, because people associate with you because they want to, not because they need to. We need to eat beets, but we want to eat cake. Be the cake of the world."
"I’m late to dinner, but I’m early to being in love. I’m such a gentleman that I hold every door open—even if the guy sitting in the bathroom stall is protesting."