More quotes by George Carlin

"I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood."
"It's important in life if you don't give a shit. It can help you a lot."
"The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept."
"Religion is like a pair of shoes.....Find one that fits for you, but don't make me wear your shoes."
"Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy."