More quotes by George Carlin

"I often warn people: "Somewhere along the way, someone is going to tell you, 'There is no "I"in team.' What you should tell them is, 'Maybe not. But there is an "I"in independence, individuality and integrity."
"There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls."
"In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem."
"I tried to believe that there is a God, who created each of us in His own image and likeness, loves us very much, and keeps a close eye on things. I really tried to believe that, but I gotta tell you, the longer you live, the more you look around, the more you realize, something is fucked up."
"The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept."