"Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that."
"It's important in life if you don't give a shit. It can help you a lot."
"Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy."
"Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it."
"I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. ... These two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death."
"There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords."