More quotes by George Carlin

"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity."
"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."
"I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood."
"May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house."
"Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain."