"I'm here at The Container Store looking for something large enough to hold all my love for her. It's a flood, so I hope they sell Shipping Container Ships."
"My instant love in a box is perfect for Florida. Just add water."
"If I waste all my charity, all I’ll wind up with in the end is the wind. Still, I think I want to be the Dandelion of Love."
"My cup is full of air. I should empty it and fill it with love. Or coffee, as the two are synonymous to me."
"Only a fool would say they’re not a fool. Well, I am not a fool, which is why I say I am a fool."
"I kissed a mystery, and it tasted like a woman. Lips are always full of delicious secrets."