I always look like I’m lying. I was born with a politician’s... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"The heart is man’s treasure, and that’s why it’s locked in a cage of ribs with only one key. The key isn’t metal or material—it’s the feeling of love."

"The wealthier I get, the more money I will have to not have, because my goal in getting is giving, and nothing is better than charity."

"When I dance, I’m so fluid you could drink my moves. And if you sip it with your morning coffee, you’ll be light on your feet all day."

"As a fiction writer, let me make it up, and let me make it up to you. I’ll pen our love story, if you’ll be my co-author."

"A tornado is the ultimate coffee grinder. Just add water, and you’ll wake the whole trailer park."