I always look like I’m lying. I was born with a politician’s... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I’ve never been in a yesterday quite like today. Seems like the perfect time to be in love."

"Lying in bed listless, I wrote a list. I then had a list, but I was still listless. Perhaps because my list was of all the things I love, and every entry was you."

"Combine a fog machine and a cotton candy maker to create delicious mystery. This is the heart of romance."

"I loved her as long as a midget. It was gruesome, and then I grew some."

"The heart is man’s treasure, and that’s why it’s locked in a cage of ribs with only one key. The key isn’t metal or material—it’s the feeling of love."