I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when... - Woody Allen

"My one regret in life is that I am not someone else."

"God is silent. Now if only man would shut up."

"I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time. She was an atheist, and I was an agnostic."

"I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time. She was an atheist, and I was an agnostic."

"Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good."