More quotes by Woody Allen

"To you, I'm an atheist.To God, I'm the loyal opposition."
"You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred."
"I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens."
"Seventy percent of success in life is showing up."
"I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia."