More quotes by Woody Allen

"Photons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic."
"I hate reality but it's still the best place to get a good steak."
"God is silent. Now if only man would shut up."
"I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time. She was an atheist, and I was an agnostic."
"I just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know...I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland."