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"Patience and wisdom walk hand in hand, like two one-armed lovers."
"I haven’t been feeling like myself lately. No, I’ve been feeling like my clone."
"I’m a powerful being. I caused the night to turn into day. And I didn’t even try! I simply waited. I’ll bet I could even do it in my sleep."
"She asked if I wanted to spoon with her, and I told her I didn’t want to stir things up."
"Question for your life: If Socrates had a clone, would he advise that clone to know thy self, or to know myself, with myself in this case being himself?"