More quotes by Jarod Kintz, $3.33

"I like to vote, but not be voted on. I don’t mind losing one on one, but to lose through a vote means the majority think I’m a loser."
"Patience and wisdom walk hand in hand, like two one-armed lovers."
"I was going to change my clothes, but I changed my mind instead."
"I haven’t been feeling like myself lately. No, I’ve been feeling like my clone."
"I just recently figured out how mirrors work. Pretty cool. That guy always hungrily staring at my naked body was me!"