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"I haven’t been feeling like myself lately. No, I’ve been feeling like my clone."
"You’re used to being the smartest guy in the room. Solitary confinement will do that."
"A stationary bike is a device that epitomizes the phrase “hurry up and wait."
"I was going to change my clothes, but I changed my mind instead."
"I’m very close to my dad. He’s about six inches away right now and snoring in my ears."