I’m a powerful being. I caused the night to turn into day. A... - Jarod Kintz, $3.33
"I’m a powerful being. I caused the night to turn into day. And I didn’t even try! I simply waited. I’ll bet I could even do it in my sleep."
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"The way I wrestle five-year-olds makes me think if I were ever attacked by a pack of midgets, I’d be OK."
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"You’re disoriented. You just woke up. You’re in the future. You’ve been asleep for eight hours."
"I just recently figured out how mirrors work. Pretty cool. That guy always hungrily staring at my naked body was me!"
"I’m such an alcoholic that I go to church just for communion."