I’m a powerful being. I caused the night to turn into day. A... - Jarod Kintz, $3.33
"I’m a powerful being. I caused the night to turn into day. And I didn’t even try! I simply waited. I’ll bet I could even do it in my sleep."
"I’m a powerful being. I caused the night to turn into day. And I didn’t even try! I simply waited. I’ll bet I could even do it in my sleep."
"If religion is a crutch, then society is the broken foot."
"There is safety in numbers. And science. Clone your way to being safe. Nobody can protect you like you. And you and you and you."
"I lost a little weight over the weekend. I cut my fingernails."
"I smiled, and you winked. I think. Perhaps you merely blink with one eye at a time."
"I’m very close to my dad. He’s about six inches away right now and snoring in my ears."