I’m a powerful being. I caused the night to turn into day. A... - Jarod Kintz, $3.33
"I’m a powerful being. I caused the night to turn into day. And I didn’t even try! I simply waited. I’ll bet I could even do it in my sleep."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, $3.33
"Patience and wisdom walk hand in hand, like two one-armed lovers."
"Question for your life: If Socrates had a clone, would he advise that clone to know thy self, or to know myself, with myself in this case being himself?"
"I got a new car. I just need to put it together. They’re easier to steal piece by piece."
"I am my own clone. I’m not who I was yesterday, but then again I am."
"I feel like I could be the best, but I’m not going to openly admit that. At least not to any of my clones."