She asked if I wanted to spoon with her, and I told her I di... - Jarod Kintz, $3.33
"She asked if I wanted to spoon with her, and I told her I didn’t want to stir things up."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, $3.33
"I haven’t been feeling like myself lately. No, I’ve been feeling like my clone."
"I was going to change my clothes, but I changed my mind instead."
"I like to vote, but not be voted on. I don’t mind losing one on one, but to lose through a vote means the majority think I’m a loser."
"When anybody honks at me in traffic, I blush, wave, and shout, “Thanks for being a fan.” Being a celebrity is a 24/7 thing."
"Any lustful fool can love a million women, but only a real man can love one woman cloned a million times."