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"I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China!"
"Any lustful fool can love a million women, but only a real man can love one woman cloned a million times."
"There is safety in numbers. And science. Clone your way to being safe. Nobody can protect you like you. And you and you and you."
"The way I wrestle five-year-olds makes me think if I were ever attacked by a pack of midgets, I’d be OK."
"If you tell me I look like someone you know, I might get panicked and think you’re on to me. I thought nobody saw me abduct that guy and steal his identity."